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The Ninja Pirate Viking Spazzy People Community!!
10. Pirates totally do not eat their vegtables.|
9. If you go out for a night on the town with a ninja, chances are you will end up having to drive them home since ninjas cant hold their liquor worth a damn.
8. Pirates think having scurvy is awesome.
7. If a pirate loses a hand or a leg to a ninja in battle, they just think "cool!" Then they come back the next day with a hook hand or peg leg and then totally unleash a full-on pillage against the ninja and steal his bike.
6. Pirates get to wear a patch over one eye.
5. When you're a pirate, bathing is optional.
4. Pirates are way better looking than ninjas. Thats why ninjas wear masks.
3. Pirates can surf, down a bottle of rum, chop a ninjas head off, and hang ten all at once.
2. When people say "captured pirates are always hung", they aren't talking about execution.
1. Ninjas totally return their movies to the video store on time. What are they trying to prove?
[note: ninjas are still really awesome.]