||[Aug. 28th, 2005|01:12 pm]
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the crinicles of brick the spontoniusly overly hate armidillo part 1|
in todays story brick was having a fine a dandy day when he relized he had run out of renals wrap. being sincerly pissed off, brick went strait to Davids Drugs where he usally gets he mounthly doses of zoloft and his copy of naughty nurse neanderthause.In a dire time like this, brick would go to Bobs drugs but the guy that owned it ( the " dude your getting a dell!" guy from years ago) had just been arested on chargers of heroin usage but back to the story.Brick marched right over to the kitcken supplies aile and saw that only one package of renals wrap was left, so he ran as fast as he could to get the renals wrap but gary the roid freak snail had pushed him down! this just furtured pissed off brick. so being so mad to the point of murder, brick pulled out his nickel plated magnum .45 and poped a full clip into gary. gary sould have kown better for this was the 6th time brick shot him.after reciving his blooded renals wrap brick mosed over to the checkout counter where bruce the bilimic emo kid howler monkey was ranting about his horrible love life when brick told bruce nicely to check him out or he would gauge his eyes out with his shoe laces. after paying for his renals wrap and getting back his gorey shoe laces, brick got in is armidillo car and headed home taking I-59 when a old lady and her grandchildren cut brick off. brick, dwelling deep to the pyschy of a crazed mass murderer followed the old lady home and decapitated the old lady and her grand children and shoved their heads up their ass which finally made brick happy because of the funny ballon deflateing noise it made going in.when brick got home he made himself a nice stew from the grandmother and children and put the leftover in a bowl and covered it with renals wrap.
the moral of this story is dont do drugs when you get mildy famous youll end up like the dell guy