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(no subject) [Apr. 3rd, 2010|03:37 am]
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sirensconection


Ninja pirates riding a zombie unicorn :)
it would have been better if it was a zombie robot though
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THE EMOO SONG. god i love this thing. [Oct. 31st, 2005|09:26 pm]
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imaninjabiscuit
Dear Diary Mood: Apathetic My life is spiraling downward. I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs like “Stab my heart because I love you” and “Rip apart my soul” and of course “Stabby rip stab stab” And It doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either…like that guy from that band can do….some days you know... I’m an emo kid, non-conforming as can be You’d be non-conforming too if you look just like me I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face I’m almost emo enough to start shaving my legs Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag I call it freedom of expression, most just call me a fag Our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes Cause emo is one step below transvestite Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don’t jump around when I go to shows I must be emo I’m dark and sensitive with low self esteem The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween I have no real problems but I like to make believe I stole my sister’s mascara now I’m grounded for a week Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies I can’t get through a hawthorne heights album without sobbing Girls keep breaking up with me, it’s never any fun They say they already have a pussy, they don’t need another one Stop my breathing and slit my throat I must be emo I don’t jump around when I go to shows I must be emo Dye in my hair and polish on my toes I must be emo I play guitar and write suicide notes I must be emo my life is just a black abyss... ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans...which look great on me by the way. When I get depressed I cut my wrist in every direction Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses I tell my friends I bleed black and cry during classes I’m just a bad, cheap imitation of goth You can read me “Catcher in the Rye” and watch me jack off I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life If I said that I like girls I’d only be half right I look like I’m dead and dress like a homo I must be emo Screw xbox I play old school Nintendo I must be emo I like to whine and hate my parentals I must be emo Me and my friends all look like clones I must be emo My parents don’t get me ya know. They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy…well, a couple guys …but still, I mean it’s the 2000’s, can’t two…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay. I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways. I don’t know diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me…you’re my best friend. -pause- i feel like tacos...
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this poor community has been verily inactive, so get sexy here: [Oct. 30th, 2005|09:02 pm]
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imaninjabiscuit
10. Pirates totally do not eat their vegtables.

9. If you go out for a night on the town with a ninja, chances are you will end up having to drive them home since ninjas cant hold their liquor worth a damn.

8. Pirates think having scurvy is awesome.

7. If a pirate loses a hand or a leg to a ninja in battle, they just think "cool!" Then they come back the next day with a hook hand or peg leg and then totally unleash a full-on pillage against the ninja and steal his bike.

6. Pirates get to wear a patch over one eye.

5. When you're a pirate, bathing is optional.

4. Pirates are way better looking than ninjas. Thats why ninjas wear masks.

3. Pirates can surf, down a bottle of rum, chop a ninjas head off, and hang ten all at once.

2. When people say "captured pirates are always hung", they aren't talking about execution.

1. Ninjas totally return their movies to the video store on time. What are they trying to prove?

[note: ninjas are still really awesome.]
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you know what's awesome? [Sep. 6th, 2005|09:48 pm]
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destroy_the_usa
[mood |crazyno, YOU go do your homework]
[music |i'm chewing on a pair of scissors. not music, but who cares?]

for no apparent reason, this community now has 7 members.

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yea... [Sep. 6th, 2005|09:00 pm]
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shotgunwedding3
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I had to join. [Sep. 6th, 2005|09:38 pm]
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deadgrlsuprstar

Because it's the best thing i've ever seen. Quite possibly. <3

 

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(no subject) [Aug. 28th, 2005|01:12 pm]
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drdelicous
the crinicles of brick the spontoniusly overly hate armidillo part 1


in todays story brick was having a fine a dandy day when he relized he had run out of renals wrap. being sincerly pissed off, brick went strait to Davids Drugs where he usally gets he mounthly doses of zoloft and his copy of naughty nurse neanderthause.In a dire time like this, brick would go to Bobs drugs but the guy that owned it ( the " dude your getting a dell!" guy from years ago) had just been arested on chargers of heroin usage but back to the story.Brick marched right over to the kitcken supplies aile and saw that only one package of renals wrap was left, so he ran as fast as he could to get the renals wrap but gary the roid freak snail had pushed him down! this just furtured pissed off brick. so being so mad to the point of murder, brick pulled out his nickel plated magnum .45 and poped a full clip into gary. gary sould have kown better for this was the 6th time brick shot him.after reciving his blooded renals wrap brick mosed over to the checkout counter where bruce the bilimic emo kid howler monkey was ranting about his horrible love life when brick told bruce nicely to check him out or he would gauge his eyes out with his shoe laces. after paying for his renals wrap and getting back his gorey shoe laces, brick got in is armidillo car and headed home taking I-59 when a old lady and her grandchildren cut brick off. brick, dwelling deep to the pyschy of a crazed mass murderer followed the old lady home and decapitated the old lady and her grand children and shoved their heads up their ass which finally made brick happy because of the funny ballon deflateing noise it made going in.when brick got home he made himself a nice stew from the grandmother and children and put the leftover in a bowl and covered it with renals wrap.

the end
the moral of this story is dont do drugs when you get mildy famous youll end up like the dell guy
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(no subject) [Aug. 28th, 2005|11:00 am]
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imaninjabiscuit
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2005|11:24 pm]
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drdelicous
[mood |artistic]
[music |HIM deaths in love with us]

armidillos cant have triplets haahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhhahahahaahhahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhhahahahaahhahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhhahahahaahhahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhhahahahaahhahahaahahahahahahaa my god ive lost my F#$king mind havnt I!?!?!
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BOB THE EVIL STAPLER PART ONE [Aug. 22nd, 2005|03:10 pm]
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imaninjabiscuit
[mood |staplery]
[music |panic! at the disco]

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